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Here it is for ya all kids, what you've been waiting!! get your Mickey Mouse ears and enjoy the Kappa Weekly Report (disclaimer: Mickey Mouse (tm) is a trademark of a guy who's on a freezer, so Astarosta is not afraid of him coming out and suing him)
Squadron News
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-We got back to 6 again in two weeks! We recovered our citations! SL Hawk Hunter joins as Kappa 1-2 and is almost inmediately promoted to LT!
Welcome and good job Hawk!
-Kappa Squadron is the Wing Commander's Own for the month of September. Good work team! Kappa hug, Kappa hug, Kappa hug!!!
Squadron Orders
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Maybe the lack of orders from last week mixed with our continuous party caused a slowdown...pretty quiet week. Ok, we've got new orders, so lets get moving, people.
-Fly the Border Wars mission 2. We must defeat those cheesy rebels! Fly on Medium again, remember not to kill neutral craft and sadly, no rebels this time. We'll need some mental conditioning for that. All of you report to Doc Sauron's Sick bay for some Pavlov fun. Neededless to say this is PRIORITY. Tfrs must be in before October 15.
Activity Report
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CM Astarosta/Kappa 1-1
9-30-00 Played TC-TIE 20
10-1-00 Played the mission for the Battlecry comp
10-2-00 Sent Kappa's MSE
10-3-00 Played TC-TIE 87
10-4-00 Sent a list of all ICQ# of the squad so we all include each other on the lists
10-5-00 Submitted IWATS Tie Mission Creation course
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LT Hawk Hunter/Kappa 1-2
10-1-00 Graduated from Daedalus, promoted to SL, assigned to Kappa 1-2
10-1-00 Played TC-TIE 159
10-2-00 Promoted to LT
10-3-00 Played Border Wars Mission 2. Good work!
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CPT Deacan/Kappa 2-1
10-2-00 Sent welcome mails to the new members
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CM Algaron/Kappa 2-2
No Activity reported
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LCM Jan Wemmel/Kappa 3-1
10-2-00 Played TC-TIE 2, 3 and 4
10-6-00 Played TC-TIE 5, 108 and 125
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LT Reb Crush/Kappa 3-3
10-3-00 Updated Kappa's HP
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Miscellaneous
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-For a moment we've lost our place as the biggest wing on the Sov, but after the recent Kappa growth and Wing V's last AWOL check we got it back. hehehe...
-Our Wing Commander has been promoted! Congratulations LC Calzeo Inkwolf! You sure deserved it. And ya all punks!! send a rose to the lady!! c'mon, that's an order!! :p
Congratulations also go to former Wing IIer now Wing II WC Sasquatch who has been promoted to GN!!
And while we are in the congratulations frenzy, we want to specially
-We're on combat! Ridicule, obnoxious, mindless, tasteless combat!! Our speciality!! Omega has foolishly chosen Wing II as the target of their pitiful attempts of attack. Poor fellas!! We've returned the strike, so now we're waiting for them to counterstrike. Mail your sick twisted ideas for attack to Inky, and make sure no omegian is listening!! :p
-Supreme Squadron Series Fiction round is over. We've scoreed a big, round, nice and PATHETIC ZERO!!!!! ziltch, cero, nada, empty, loser. We'll have to sweat our buzzocks off to recover from this and play a decent part on the next rounds. Grrrrr...
-The TAC AD Striker has approved the split-file submission system for buggy battles on Mac. However, you'll only get FCHG for them, since scores will be entered as zeroes. Sorry Reb! Anyway, VA Wlodek has taken charge of the tough job of checking and trying to fix all battles for Mac users. Hope is still on the horizon! :p
-The EH Mac users who apparently all reside here on Wing II (the whole 4 or 5 of them :p oh, sorry Inky, I mean LC Inkwolf :p) are working on the possibility of staging multiplayer events for Mac users using games of that computer. LT Reb Crush, our own Mac user here has made a couple of suggestions. Good work!
-Kappa has been chosen as WC's Own for September. What?...oh, I already mentioned that...ok. Hey, my head is feeling strange...hmm...I'm saying things I didn't mean to...
-Your Wonderful, Graceful, Powerful, Humble, Big, Handsome and Clever Squadron Commander, CM Astarosta (that's me) is the current leader of the Wing II's FCHG Ranking, therefore holding the title of [[Wing II's Lord of the Ties]]...OH MY GOD!!!!!! I NEED HELP!!! I HAVE THE FORD PREFECT SUPER EGO SYNDROME!!!!! I'M STARTING TO SHOW OFF MY ID LINE!!!!!! SAURON; HELP MEEEE!!!!!!!!! :p
-The Flight Squad nickname and motto change status is still holding...c'mon guys! come up with something and let me know so we change them once and for all! BTW, Hawk, if you have suggestions about Flight I's motto and nick, mail me an we'll share thoughts. I have some things on my head. Yeah, laugh all you want, I actually do. I even THINK sometimes. :P
-CT Razor on Daedalus has reported of his progress and mailed the Training Office for a two week delay on his IWATS Core review. Soon we'll be 7!!
Squadron Roster
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COMMANDER: CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
NICKNAME: Silencers
MOTTO: Push it to the limit......and beyond!
HOMEPAGE: http://kappa.squadron.org
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Protectorate
Motto: "Insanely Sucessful"
1) CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
2) LT Hawk Hunter (nichnick17@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Sweepers
Motto: Crush ´n mop up!
1) CPT Deacan (dahljensen@post.tele.dk)
2) CM Algaron (algaron1@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Unlimited Protection Inc
Motto: Dial 555-Protection
1) LCM Jan Wemmel (Jan1506@gmx.de)
2) TBA
3) LT Reb Crush (g3blackmac@mac.com)
4) TBA
total:6
Respectfully submitted by,
CMDR-TCS/CM "Roasty" Astarosta/Kappa/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
PCx4-ISMx5-CoB [PLDN] {IWATS-TT-IIC-M1/2-SM2}
Kappa's Official Tailor
[[Wing II's Lord of the Ties]]