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Good morning gentleman (or afternoon, or night, or whatever) I shall introduce myself, (shall I?) I'm Kappa's newly appointed CMDR, CM Astarosta. Yeap, who would think that the rather-slow guy with the strange look on his face (mental disorder like) would make it this far. I remember that in the farm I was born, my old man once told me...SLAP!!
Oh, thanks for taking me back Jan, you know how I usually get distracted and start to get away from my line of thoughts, like that time when I was on college and...SLAP!!
Thanks Deacan.
Well, this is my first official squadron report as CMDR, so enjoy. And be happy. Like the old song. Remember?
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, c'mon sing along! Happy Happy...SLAP!!
Ok, that one hurt.
Squadron News
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-CM Deacan stepped down from Kappa's command to Kappa 1-2, got promoted to Flight II's FL and to the rank of Captain. Congrats Deacs!
-I've been appointed as Kappa CMDR and been promoted to Commander. (just like I needed to repeat myself)
-LT Ninja has requested a transfer to Trapper Squadron on Avenger Wing II, as a FM for a future FL position. He'll be here until the transfer is completed. Good luck, Ninja!
-LCM Jan Wemmel has been appointed as Kappa's Recruitment Coordinator
-LT Reb Crush has been appointed as Kappa's Webmaster Officer
Squadron Orders
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Fly FREE-TIE 28 for the Kappa vs Sin comp by Sept 10 PRIORITY!! 2 Days left!!
Fly TC-TIE Battle 78 (Verpine Encounter part II) by Sept.15 for CR#13 PRIORITY!!
Fly all you come across for the Sovereign Mega comp and accumulate FCHG points
Activity Report
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CM Astarosta/Kappa 1-1
9-3-00 Took command of Kappa
Contacted the squadron with proposals
Got familiarized with CMDR stuff
9-4-00 Submitted Free missions 74,75,76,77,79 and 80 for the Summer Challenge
Submitted Free TIE 28 for the Kappa vs Sin comp
9-6-00 Submitted review for the Beta Testing period #20
9-7-00 Sent Kappa Homepage files to LT Reb Crush
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CPT Deacan/Kappa 2-1
9-4-00 Sent Kappa HP files to CM Astarosta, along with squadron info
9-5-00 Promoted to FL, moved to Kappa 2-1
9-6-00 Promoted to CPT
9-7-00 Submitted some unprocessed Ninja TFRs
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CM Hawkins/Kappa 2-2
9-7-00 Reported in, congratulated me on promotion
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LCM Jan Wemmel/Kappa 3-1
9-6-00 Appointed as Recruitment Coordinator, started organizing the first Rec. Drive and updated recruitment messages.
9-7-00 Reported on his constant work on the EH flyer for the Germany Star Wars con. Asked AD Sarriss for help.
9-8-00 Submitted Free Tie 28 for Kappa vs Sin comp
Submitted battle 78 for CR#13
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LT Ninja/Kappa 3-2
9-5-00 Submitted battles no. 131, 150, 151, 160 and 161
Submitted Free Missions 129, 132, 133, 134 and 135
Submitted battle 78 for CR#13
9-7-00 Requested transfer to Trapper Squadron, still on process. End of activity record.
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LT Reb Crush/Kappa 3-3
9-7-00 Reported in and offered to be Kappa's Webmaster
Submitted Free Tie 28 for the Kappa vs Sin comp
Miscellaneous
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From COM FA Kramer--The Big Sov Comp.
Okay, here's how it works. Every Wing
will work as a team, with Omega's
scores added to Wing VI (the Wing with
the least pilots). One point for each
FCHG point one of your pilots (or
yourselves!) gets in the month of
September. At the end of September, the
Wing Commander who has the most points
will be awarded a Silver Star (if the
Wing got more than 100 points). That WC
will be able to nominate one of their
pilots for a Bronze Star and one of
their pilots for a Palpatine Crescent.
The other five Wings will submit one
pilot who will be awarded an Imperial
Security Medal. The WC with the LOWEST
score will get the dubious honor of
wearing the Jester's Cap and "Kick Me"
sign and post a message on the winning
Wing's message board about how great the
winning Wing is.
Now, from CM Astarosta---GET FLYING!!!
Official EH Gear for sale!
From HA Kawolski:
Get your own Emperor's Hammer T-Shirt,
Coffee Mug, or Mouse Pad to show off to
your friends and work and brag how you
own these expensive collectables. Wear
these 100% cotton shirts to Sci-Fi
Get-Togethers and Star Wars Conventions
in foreign countries and watch the MoIs
roll in! Unfortunately, they only come
in white at this time. "May the Force
guild your double-clicks."
http://www.cafepress.com/emperor/
From me again: Jan, how cool would you look on one of those shirts on the SW con on Germany? and they're 100% cotton!! OH GOD, GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!! NOW!!...uhh...sorry, the little consumer gnome on me took my body for a second :p
From LT Ninja, after he received my "transfer on-process" mail:
>
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> Thank you sir! Got an going away present for Kappa Squadron. Ninja yells
> Bring It In!! suddenly lot of people came in carring kegs of beer destined
> for Kappa. over 100 kegs of beer for you!
>
> LT NInja
Once again, good luck. May the Keg be with you. As for now, the Keg is with us. FREE BEER!!!!
From LCM Jan Wemmel, after I sent my "Hi, I'm in command now so..." mail:
> * Jan tries to waken a new nameless pilot in a red uniform.*"Doesn't
> move" *Jan feels the pulse and looks up again.*
> He's dead, Jim. :P
>
> I really love crossovers!
Hmm...crossovers...that explains why you're everyday looking more like Barney Gumbo, Jan...:p
and me looking like Homer...:(
BURP!
Squadron Roster
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COMMANDER: CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
NICKNAME: Silencers
MOTTO: Push it to the limit......and beyond!
HOMEPAGE: http://kappa.squadron.org
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Protectorate
Motto: "Insanely Sucessful"
1) CM Astarosta (astarosta@copetel.com.ar)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Sweepers
Motto: Crush ´n mop up!
1) CPT Deacan (dahljensen@post.tele.dk)
2) CM Hawkins (Nedius@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Unlimited Protection Inc
Motto: Dial 555-Protection
1) LCM Jan Wemmel (Jan1506@gmx.de)
2) LT Ninja (thrawn122@hotmail.com)
3) LT Reb Crush (g3blackmac@mac.com)
4) TBA
total:6
Respectfully submitted by,
CMDR-TCS/CM Astarosta/Kappa/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3-ISMx4-CoB [KNGT] {IWATS-TT-IIC-M1/2-SM2}