11/9/02
by
Vice Admiral Azazel Djo'Tarr.
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Greetings Pilots of WingXIII & Fellow ASF CS!!
I do appologise for the delay of this report, my ISP has been on the brink. Last week my mail server was down for 2 days, and this week it has been going off and on for the last 5 days. So i will run through this as quick as i can before it goes down again (if it is gonna go down that is).
Fiction! - A long time ago i asked if anyone wanted to submit some fiction to me to add to my report......nobody responded, so i'll ask again, IF you want to see your fiction in this section of my report, please send me something!!!!!!! Does'nt have to be long......or your life story, just a EH related piece of fiction :D~ You never know.....it could be yours!! ;)~
Anyway.....on with the action!!
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ASF & WingXIII News.
For all the latest fleetwide news from the main source inside the EH, please visit - http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
1. Greek government to ban Electronic games!! - In Greece the Greek polititians passed a law to ban video games! Go visit the TC news page for me info on how to protest against this. If the bill is passed, the EH will lose ALL its Greek members! There is a link to a online petition that will be passed to the Greek government. Go sign it today!!
2. New WingXIII WC! - After the long delay and waiting, FA Priyum has finaly approved my choice for WC. Please everyone welcome Major Exar Khaland to the team! He has some comp's that he wants to get started on, and i am hoping to see 100% participation for these. I WANT that TCCOM award!! So lets get stuck in and keep the ship moving along nicley!
3. ASF Recruitment comp - AD Cyric is running a recruiting comp, at the moment the roster is at 38! Guys, listen, i do not know who you feel about this ship, but i have served it for over 2 yrs, I WILL NOT ALLOW THE SHIP TO GO DOWN THE PAN! RECRUIT!! RECRUIT!! RECRUIT!!! I don't want my roster to reflect that of one of the BG's rosters.......we're the ASF, the ex Flagship.......and we shall get that title back!! Now COME ON Folks! Pull yourselves together and lets get this roster filled as best we can while the comp is on! Lets not let the ISDII Grey Wolf slip into oblivion and closier, its up to you guys. :/~
4. Note for all WingXIII CMDR's - I need you all to pay more attention to your squadron rosters! I want to be informed on all those worthy for the CoB and also Promotions. Don't slack, if you do your pilots will have to wait longer! Do your duty and watch your roster. We've been through this before people, so lets keep it smooth and do things right.
5. Phoenix CMDR - I have chosen the next CMDR for Phoenix, i am just waiting on the FO to approve this, then we can get ALL the squadrons sorted out. Expect the new CMDR to be appointed soon! :D~
6. SL's - Right then, CMDR's, i want to see you pushing the new recruits in your squads to get active and earn that promo to LT! I cannot stand seeing too many SL's lying around the place. Get them promoted! Help them to get thier foot on the ladder and make them feel like their part of a team. You know the drill folks, so get cracking. The sooner they're active, the sooner they will be more useful to the wing in times of competitions.
7. MP melee nights - I have noticed a gap in the market for MP comps. Participation is down fleetwide by no less than 50%! I AM PLANNING MY COME BACK TO MP COMPS! Yeah thats right, and no your not seeing things.....the old boy is gonna make a return to get some LoC's on his profile. If most pilots are gonna attend then i shall attend and hopefully get my old reputation back that i once had as a LT flying in every single MP comp that i could. Yeah the games are out dated......but you cannot teach an old dog new tricks.....and i know them all! I would like to see some of you joining your COM in these whenever possible!! Take a chance guys........your COM did ;)~
8. The Grey Wolf Trophey - Thanks to LCM Repulsor's idea, a new comp has been submitted to the XO. The Grey Wolf Trophey. It should proove to be an interesting comp. If you wish to know more about the comp and what you can win etc, please contact LCM Repulsor at - gnitsch@freemail.hu .
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WingXIII Activity.
Promotions.
RA Exar Khaland - Lord Amassador of the EH to WingXIII WC- MAJ Exar Khaland.
Medals.
CoB.
LT Choosh
LCM J'Rai
LT Urza
LT Pickled Yoda
Transfers.
RA Exar Khaland - Lord Ambassador to WingXIII WC.
CPT Mage - Vortex 1-2 to Tartarus 1-2
IWATS Courses!
LT Pickled Yoda completed - CBX, ICQ & AIM.
CPT Kodiak Kereban completed - CBX.
LCM Repulsor completed - JS.
Great work guys ;)
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Wing Roster.
WING XIII OF THE ISD GREY WOLF
WING COMMANDER: MAJ Exar Khaland (LA@Manx.net)
NICKNAME: The Wolf Pack
MOTTO: Regere Sanguine Regere In Veritatem Est .
BANNER: wing13.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://www.emperorshammer.ca/isdgreywolf/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=28&v=1&s=1
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VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
BANNER: vortex.jpg
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortex.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=27&v=0&s=0
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) CPT Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) SL Subu Jamion (subuj1@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) CM TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1) CPT Gilad Pelleaeon (Thrawn@kc.rr.com)
2) COL Klick Sabre (tom.rogerson@ntlworld.com)
3) TBA
4) CPT Deamon (e3grossusmc@yahoo.com)
PHOENIX SQUADRON : Fighter Suppresion
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: The Empire's Hunters
BANNER: phoenix.jpg
MOTTO: To Instil Fear is to Retain Power
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=24&v=1&s=1
FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hell Hawks
Motto: Fear Is That Which Creates Danger, We Are The Courage Which Dispels It
1) TBA
2) LCM Kommandor (kommandor@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Ava Lanche (lancesalyers@hotmail.com)
FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Death's Talons
Motto: Feel The Icy Grip Of Death
1) CPT Con Selar (ConSelar@web.de)
2) LCM Mad Max (topper_harley2000@hotmail.com)
3) COL Wes Janson (eh_janson@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Doom Wings
Motto: Our Actions Define Our Wrath
1) MAJ CrazyR2 (crazyr2@shaw.ca)
2) CPT Cmr Brown (williambrown@hotmail.com)
3) LT Choosh (mchenry@jefnet.com)
4) TBA
CRUSADER SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Thorn (eltharian@wp.pl)
NICKNAME: Knights Templars
BANNER: crusader.jpg
MOTTO: Honor and Pride
HOMEPAGE: http://www.lonet.gdynia.pl/~hastur/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=82&v=2&s=0
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Black Templars
Motto: Accingite Vos
1) CM Thorn (eltharian@wp.pl)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: The Paladins
Motto: Strike Swift, Strike True
1) CPT Panaka (sdwhatsnew@hotmail.com)
2) LT Durakon Staely (andrewseidner@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Dark Swords
Motto: The dance of death is a celebration of life for those who know its steps
1) LCM Repulsor (gnitsch@freemail.hu)
2) LT Hastour Stiephanec (hastour@poczta.fm)
3) TBA
4) LT Artur Knight (LPMQTP@go.com)
ODIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CM Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk (the_cubanate@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Rolling Thunder
BANNER: odin.jpg
MOTTO: We are the Blade Thats Cuts down our Enemies
HOMEPAGE: http://mipagina.cantv.net/tepsilon/odin/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=84&v=2
FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hidden Fury
Motto: No Warning, No Resistance
1) CM Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk (the_cubanate@hotmail.com)
2) LT Pickled Yoda (tomman109@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Black Aces
Motto: His modis ad victoriam
1) CM Jamiek (jamiek@starvipers.org)
2) LCM Faliaj Shai (lobster9493@hotmail.com)
3) LT Leper (g_eidsvig@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Warlords of Odin
Motto: Honor is always at stake
1) LT Kael Malahk (forceflow88@hotmail.com)
2) LT TK-9436 (Whine915@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
TARTARUS SQUADRON : Pacification
COMMANDER: CPT DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Hellraisers
BANNER: tartarus.jpg
MOTTO: With Death, Comes Supreme Justice
HOMEPAGE: http://tartarus.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=36&v=2&s=1
FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Masters of Torment
Motto: Real Men don't need shields.
1) CPT DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
2) CPT Mage (swordofdarkness@teapot.usask.ca)
3) TBA
4) SL Airamags (airamags@interia.pl)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Emperor's Shackles
Motto: Sending fools into the pits of Tartarus
1) LCM Jrai (darth_coconut_monkey@hotmail.com)
2) CPT Leslaw (fire@vlo.ids.gda.pl)
3) LT Cho Leed (jtoxner@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE BOMBER
Nickname: The Imperial Lunatics
Motto: Wake up and smell the burning rebels
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
VALKYRIE SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Girth Snail (pokemynosearea@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Strikers Of Evil
BANNER: valkyrie.jpg
MOTTO: We like to Watch Rebels Burn
HOMEPAGE: http://valkyriesquad.tripod.com
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=50
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Longbows
Motto: Hear us howl when we strike.
1) CM Girth Snail (pokemynosearea@hotmail.com)
2) SL Ric Gravin (gravintc@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Stormriders
Motto: You tag 'em, we frag 'em.
1) LT Urza (eh_urza@hotmail.com)
2) CM Thomas Solo (tsolo@wp.pl)
3) LT TK-8969 (crusader@gala.net)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Strikers From Afar
Motto: Why Are We Last
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/flight3valkyrie/3flightmainframe2.htm
1) CM Picard (EH_Picard@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
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Flag Officers - 1
Vortex - 6
Phoenix - 8
Crusader - 6
Odin - 7
Tartarus - 6
Valkyrie - 6
Total: 40
You can see from the roster where we need to recruit more pilots. The following squadrons need to be improved!
Crusader
Vortex
Tartarus
Valkyrie
The ASF Recruitment comp has 20 days left. May i suggest CMDR's that you strongly consider taking some action? I might be forced to move people into other squadrons to keep some full squadrons. Don't let me do this because i don't want to do it, i WANT a full roster with active pilots. Lets get moving on this and retain some dignity! I know you guys can do it ;)~
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Mos Eisley Police Department.
Ahhhhh.......my old friends at the Mos Eisley Police Dept. I just thought i'd show you thier sign outside thier station at Mos Eisley. If you go down to the planet today, you'll surely be in for a suprise.........have you ever seen a Stormtrooperon his hands and kness looking for nuts and bolts in the desert? Well thats part of the fun of being in the Mos Eisley Police Dept, poor guys :P Mind you, they have arrested me more times that you can shake a stick at!! I managed to get my hands on some info about some of their arrests -
Case note - Mos Eisley Cantina arrest #323A.
Whilst on patrol officers apprehended a suspect trying to steal several kegs from the store room. He was trying to load the stolen contriband onto his ship at the spaceport. Here is his statement taken by CM Marcuss - Station Interrogation officer - Mos Eisley Police Dept.
CM Marcuss - " For the record......what is your name?"
Suspect - "Umm......i know this one......."
CM Marcuss - " you must know your name surely?"
Suspect - "Ofcourse i do.....and don't call me Shirley.....i'm trying to stall for time!"
CM Marcuss - " I did'nt call you Shirley, i said you must know name, surely!"
Suspect - " i see....reverse Phsychology.....ok my name is.......Todo"
CM Marcuss - "Todo? (laughter arrupts around the room) Your mother must've hated you at birth to call you Todo!"
Todo - " Blimey!! You know my mother??"
CM Marcuss - " Ofcourse not!! Now answer the questions and stop side tracking me! Cigarette?"
Todo - " Yes it is"
At this point on the tape (as you can't see it) CM Marcuss shakes his head.
Todo - " May i go to the toilet?"
CM Marcuss - "not until i get some answers"
Todo - " well there's a store just round the corner........maybe you should try to get some there"
Suspect is now beaten by several Stormtroopers for several minutes.
Todo - " Hey thats Police brutality! I demand to see my lawyer!"
CM Marcuss - " The Empire is the law in this system....so you can confess to me "
Todo - " Forgive me Father for i have sinned......"
Suspect receives another beating.
CM Marcuss - "why were you trying to steal beverages from the cantina?"
Todo -"it was a bet"
CM Marcuss - " A bet??? You have gone through all this for a bet? "
Todo - " Yes........he told me he's cut my hands if i did'nt steal the grog for his men"
CM Marcuss - " You mean.....he's a smuggler? A Rebel thief?"
Todo - "Um.....no he's a Imperial Officer and a Dark Jedi.....if you had'nt have hit me so hard, i'd remember his name!"
CM Marcuss - " no more hitting him....even if he is stupid"
Trooper TK-112 - " Sir.....he's a boy, probaly only 12 yrs old"
CM Marcuss - " Well spotted Pvt......you'll get your Cpl stripes for this great service to the Empire!...Now Todo.......gimme his name!! Or i'll feed you to our DewBacks!"
Todo - "His name is.........Djo'Tarr........for the record he was drunk, and wielding a severed Wookie arm......and he had a light saber and waving that round too......i think he killed several by standers without looking"
CM Marcuss - " Hmmm......that would explain the pretty paterns on the wall.......ok Trooper, lock him up! Lets find this Djo'Tarr character and bring him in!"
End session.
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Respectfully submitted.
In Loyal service of the ASF.
COM/VA Azazel Djo'Tarr/ISDII Grey Wolf
SSx3/BSx3/PCx5/ISMx4/IS-1BR/LoC-PSx22/COL/CoB/OV-2E [LGNR] {IWATS- AIM-CBX-M/1/2-RT-SM/2/3-TT-XTT} ( Tie Shadow -"Sabertooth" | Callsign - "Wolverine" )
OBM Azazel Djo'Tarr (Obelisk)/QUA/Kirleta of Satal Keto,
(SC)/(SE-WG)/(BN) {SA Core: S:ISET}
LG/HNR Azazel Djo'Tarr/Alpha-Phare-Frigg{DGA-Core}
"Regere Sanguine Regere In Veritatem Est."